Help... We Definitely Need Help.

Ben Kenobi: My friend sent me a link to ratemypoo.com.

Schecki: Lovely.

BK: There be poo on that site.

S: So i gathered.

BK: You should go look at it.

S: No, really.

BK: C'mon. You like poo.

S: Nope. I like farts though. To quote George Carlin: "I love farts! Farts are great! Farts are sh*t without the mess!"

BK: Yes... farts are cool.

S: Yes. Specially when they're loud.

BK: Yeah. Too bad girls don't fart

S: I do... oh, yeh. Ok. Girls never ever fart. Genetically and anatomically impossible.

BK: I know! That thing's just for looks.

S: Yup.

BK: Yeah, you know.

S: Indeed. And if ever by some freak anamolistic accident, a girl DID fart, it'd smell like pixy dust.

BK: Really? I heard grape soda. Maybe they smell the same.

S: Ok, see it's such an unusual thing, i got confused. They fart pixy dust, which smells like grape soda.

BK: Well, there you go.

S: There i go.

BK: That mystery's been solved.

S: Yes. I'm so glad.

BK: Now I can go back to sleep. And sleep soundly.

S: Well, glad i could help.

BK: Thankee.

S: Anytime.