Police: Mom Shaves Daughter's Head To Fake Cancer

What the f*ck is wrong with people?!!

Help... We Definitely Need Help.

Ben Kenobi: My friend sent me a link to ratemypoo.com.

Schecki: Lovely.

BK: There be poo on that site.

S: So i gathered.

BK: You should go look at it.

S: No, really.

BK: C'mon. You like poo.

S: Nope. I like farts though. To quote George Carlin: "I love farts! Farts are great! Farts are sh*t without the mess!"

BK: Yes... farts are cool.

S: Yes. Specially when they're loud.

BK: Yeah. Too bad girls don't fart

S: I do... oh, yeh. Ok. Girls never ever fart. Genetically and anatomically impossible.

BK: I know! That thing's just for looks.

S: Yup.

BK: Yeah, you know.

S: Indeed. And if ever by some freak anamolistic accident, a girl DID fart, it'd smell like pixy dust.

BK: Really? I heard grape soda. Maybe they smell the same.

S: Ok, see it's such an unusual thing, i got confused. They fart pixy dust, which smells like grape soda.

BK: Well, there you go.

S: There i go.

BK: That mystery's been solved.

S: Yes. I'm so glad.

BK: Now I can go back to sleep. And sleep soundly.

S: Well, glad i could help.

BK: Thankee.

S: Anytime.

Christmas Shopping!

So I've just about finished everything, which is good, but I still have to get more stuff for Scruffy. It's strange, because every year, I know exactly what to get any and everyone (with the exception of Dad). This year I'm a bit of a basket case. I'm really panicking... I'm really afraid that noone will like what I've picked out for them...

Today Was So Much Fun

We had our office party today. It was a lot of fun. I got to decorate (Bunny helped) We got a bunch of stuff from the Jamaica Tourism board (because our party was jamaican), and put it up. I got to make collages, as well.

The food was really good.

The games were fun too. We did a bunch of improv.

Anyway... i've got a headache.

Ow.

My head hurts bad. :(