I figured it out!

It being that I don't have to write about things that are happening right now in this thing. I don't have to write about me. I don't even have to write truth!

Which is exciting. I thought of this two nights ago. Naturally, I've done nothing with this new, exciting knowledge, but hey, that's another thing. I don't have to write if I don't want to. And yes, it kind of defeats the purpose of having a blog, I realise that, but them's the rules in Scheckitopia, and if you don't like it, there's the door. Muwa-ha-ha.