It is...

...exactly 8 years ago today that I graduated from high school.

In case you were curious.

Which makes it exactly 8 years ago minus two days that I went to France.

Which makes it exactly 8 years ago minus 4 days that I bought those bitchin' orange pants.

I wonder whatever happened to those pants. They were smokin'. I couldn't wear them today, my high school sized ass is, sadly, no more.