schecki, etc.

The Messiah was holding the little girl's pet bunny, hugging it to his cheek with the big back feet swinging free. He was gloriously drunk. "Know what?" Josh said. "I love bunnies. They toil not, neither do they bark. Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around. So it shall be written. Go ahead Biff, write it down." --Lamb, Christopher Moore

Thursday, February 16, 2006

because I can

Today, I think, is the kind of day where I feel like throwing myself in front of a bus.

Not because I want to, but because I can.

5 Comments:

Blogger FireVaney said...

That is, until I saw off both of your legs. Then, you can just forget about ever doing that.

6:09 PM  
Blogger Schecki said...

If you you were to saw off my legs the preceeding statement would become this:

Today, I think, is the kind of day where I feel like throwing the firevaney in front of a bus.

Not because I can, but because I want to.

11:30 PM  
Blogger FireVaney said...

Poor bus, for The FireVaney is Unbreakable (that is, in the Bruce Willis sense, of course).

1:08 AM  
Blogger Schecki said...

As opposed being Unbreakable in the comb sense, one assumes.

9:02 AM  
Blogger FireVaney said...

Boy!
You're just one sharp Schecki!

2:33 PM  

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