The 'F' Doesn't Stand for What You Think It Does

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Gear is not just another men's magazine- it's like the perfect date...great to look at, makes you laugh, possesses intelligence and is provocative. Gear addresses all the issues that interest young men - sex, fashion, music, movies, TV, cars, health and fitness- and promises a few surprises along the way.

::sigh:: Fitness.