It's Like the Perfect Date!

So I just got a free subscription to Gear Magazine.

This according to magazinewall.com:

Gear is not just another men's magazine- it's like the perfect date...great to look at, makes you laugh, possesses intelligence and is provocative. Gear addresses all the issues that interest young men - sex, fashion, music, movies, TV, cars, health and f


That's not a typo on my part at the end there, that's cut+pasted from the site. Like the perfect date. Printed on glossy paper! So what kind of magazine is this again? I'm still holding out for the male version of Cosmo. I already get Maxim, and it just ain't it.